May 2013
I'm done.
this is it. I’m sick of it all. I’m sick of fucking up. I’m sick of my parents either using me for money or just not being in my life at all. I’m done. I’m tying the noose. I’m done this is it. Fuck everyone. I’m not writing a suicide note, I’m writing about how much all of you fucking assholes drove me to this. Encouraged me to end it all and guess...
princeruto:
i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
alphaidiot:
joshhunkerson:
Josh Peck does it again
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Fuck sake Josh
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Please reblog if you are a non-judgmental Mumblr.
preggoinpink:
As in you don’t care if someone circumcises their son, or pierces their daughters ears. Or uses cloth diapers or decides to strictly formula feed.
Making a separate page on my blog with a list of you all!!
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips:
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
hippy-daze:
kripke-is-my-king:
hahry:
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
#washington sitting in the afterlife screaming ‘TWO THINGS AMERICA. I SAID TWO FUCKING THINGS. #ISOLATIONISM. #NO POLITICAL PARTIES. #DID I FUCKING STUTTER #DID I STUTTER MY ENTIRE FAREWELL ADDRESS #GOD DAMN LINCOLN NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WITH...
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
danisnotorfire:
NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY
AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE
LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES
assbuttwhohasfandoms:
I have this problem when I’m cleaning that if I see a part of a costume, I will wear it. So I’m wearing a Mad Hatter type of hat and fairy wings.
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
Night blogers really speak to me
somuchfandoms:
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
any sense
WHAT SO EVER
But inside my chest there is nobody home.
– The Cab, Animal (via jealousofroses)